August 2012
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Low Fat Greek Yogurt Chocolate-ass Cookies
so anyywayy i found this recipe and it is scary easy since it is literally
any kind of fudgy chocolate cake mix
1 cup of greek yogurt (low fat makes the recipe more low fat……fuckin duh)
chocolate chips
you just mix the first two together (it will seem overly dry but you must trust in the recipe) and then add the chocolate chips, make them into cookies, and bake for like 8-10...
Lentil Dhal (dal? dahl? doll?) p.s. the last one...
i need to work on making shorter titles. or at least i could focus on titles that make sense. or you know, maybe i won’t.
1 C. red lentils, picked over, rinsed, and drained (i rinsed them. idk what the fuck the rest of that is)
3 C. water1 large tomato, cut into 8 wedges (or 8 oz. diced canned tomato)
1/4 C. canola oil
1/2 t. cumin seeds
1 medium onion (yellow or...
i made some indian food (and it didn't totally...
so the other day i was home alone since everyone was at work or in quebec (idk man i think it is in like canada or some place? personally it sounds a bit weird to me) so i decided to cook myself a really overly elaborate dinner. i had been reading the south beach diet book (hahahahhahahah as if i could follow your crazy ass diet, sir! no fruit? pleeeezzz) so i have been on a slight healthyish food...
hey i made a recipe and it worked for once
okay honestly this is barely a recipe but whatever i made something up out of my head and i ate it and it was DELICOUS so there you go
it’s just
beets cut up into cubes
squash cut up into cubes
eggplant cut up into cubes
a lil olive oil
a lil black peppppper and salt
so then you roast them in the oven at 475 for like 20 minutes ish and then you chop up some fresh basil and toss that...
okay so what i think i have decided is to go for a lobster taco kind of thing, like sort of grill the lobster a little and put it in a corn tortilla with some cheese and homemade salsa (haha maybe) and maybe some beans. like a fish taco thing but less like that and more differenter (eloquence)
and then for dessert i want to have bananas foster. i have big plans. BIG PLANS I TELL YOU
Lawbstah
so my grandmother bought some lobster on sale and cooked it yesterday while i was at work and now i need to find a way to use it. obvi i could just heat it up and butter the fuck out of it and it would be delicious but i am trying to be a creative person and work on my cooking skills plus this is like the first and last time i will ever have access to lobster. i mean unless i like bought some...
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My muffin top (is all that)
so what i did was made some muffins this morning becuz i don’t know i am crazy and i like baking and i have no love in my life. plus today is my day off. so i made these maple blueberry muffins. they were pretty tasty, although i admit i feel like they are not really delicious enough to justify using that much maple syrup.
herewego
Recipe Ingredients
1/3 cup whole flaxseeds (or use rolled...
cookies continued
fuck me those cookies were delicious.
so i didn’t add the third cup of oats, because after the second cup i said WHAT NO THAT IS CRAZY NO MORE OATS also i added some wheat germ. but other than that i was on it. anyway, when they were done baking, they were super fally-aparty and i said ‘oh man this is probably my fault for not adding the third cup of oats’, but then they cooled...
Cookies Cookies Cookies cooooookieeess
so i cannae explain to you why but i have cookies on the brain. all the timez. i stay wanting to bake. I am going to try out this recipe, from AllRecipes.com legggggooooo
i’m psyched i will not lie. feels like it would go well with a lil olympics
Ingredients
1 cup butter, softened
1 cup packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 1/4 cups...
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Brain Problems
so to my millions of followers I apologize for not posting anything in a long-ass time. basically i have been kind of busy, but now I am sitting here in the world’s most beautiful public library enjoying the quietness (punctuated by the outbursts of these sassy-ass elderly gentlemen playing chess over there) and I thought I would actually do something with my life
so anyway, the most...
July 2012
16 posts
shahmerp
so that chocolate chiffon cupcake recipe was pretty weak. i don’t want to like, throw them away because i promised one to paddy, but the reviews on the website are right, they are kind of akwardly salty, dry, and not necessarily delicious at all. kind of a bummer since they took so long, but no matter! tomorrow morning we move on to muffins!!!!!!
first stumbling block in baking master plan
so apparently we only have one cupcake tin, and we only have six of those little cupcake cups. so now i am pammmmming the other ones, and maybe using coffee cups? (idk that is what my friend alton brown told me to do)
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baking bonanza (this would be a good pun if it was...
so tonight i am planning on making
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/good-eats/chocolate-chiffon-cupcake-recipe/index.html
AND
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/berry-oatmeal-muffins/
because it is just a baking kind of day and i would not lie to you about that.
although i may wait and make the muffins in the morning. fuck me but i do love working the night shift after 4 days of 8-4.
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The Best Salad of All Time
So I’ve realized my best chances of being a ridiculously successful and highly famous blogger are from being one of those people who Inspires You To Make Healthy Choices and not the kind of person who tells you about when she spent 15 minutes quietly gagging on a string bean at her place of employment. so here it goes. i will tell you the story of the greatest salad I have ever known, and I...
Yo you guyz
i almost died today. i was shoveling green beans in my mouth because I was at work (relaaaax it was the staff dinner) but i was having issues with the fork and the getting them into my mouth. long story short one of the motherfuckin green beans took the opportunity to make a break for it down my throat. i was mad worried because i was not trying to choke in the kitchen and have to have some...
Got an ask
so there you go FOLLOWER with a LOT OF ATTITUDE i DONT KNOW WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM BUT IF YOU EVER WANT TO ASK ME ANYTHING NOW YOU CAN
p.s. to that follower i love you so much honestly i miss you!! also duh omygod when we live together the fucking culinary shenanigans will be OUT OF CONTROL
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Blanche (ooh la la la la)
So i’m suffering from a multitude of recipes that want me to blanch almonds. dam motherfucker as if i have time for that.
OH HOLD ON
just playing i just looked it up apparently it’s not even that hard. you basically just pour hot water on some almonds and then let them sit for a MINUTE but NOT LONGER and then you drain and rinse then drain again. then you pat them dry and ‘slip...
ANOTHER FISH RECIPE BOY YOU CRAZY NAH IM SHWAYZE
i don’t know why that was the title. whatteeevvverrrr. anyway so this is a tilapia recipe. tilapia is like the cheapest fish ever, and when it is available it makes my tiny heart swell. This recipe is called Tilapia Veracruz because idk apparently this is how they rock tilapia in Mexico. pretty good. yet another recipe where I didn’t have white wine, because I don’t like to steal...
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i have to say that key lime pie worked out pretty darn well. it was delish and the whipped cream was bitchin. I also made a coconut ginger lemon tofu stir fry thing with rice for dinner, plus some roasted beets. dude: roast a beet. they are very yummy and extra flavorful.the tofu stir fry was good, but next time, i’m going to stir fry the tofu first so it isn’t so squishy, and maybe...
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Key Lime Pie, baby
so i’m gonna make some now, and hopefully it will have chilled enough by after dinner times. here is the thing though eff a key lime i am going to be using whichever limes present themselves to me. i hope that’s okay with everyone. this is the basic recipe i will be using.
For crust
1 1/4 cups graham cracker crumbs from 9 (2 1/4-inch by 4 3/4-inch) crackers
2...
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Cod is maybe delicious, but it's a tough call
So i make a lot of fish. this is mostly because the family really likes when there is like a main dish, and then other shit as sides, and they simply do not believe that a vegetable could really suffice as a main dish. so i made another recipe from the paul newman cookbook (cost me 50 cents at a book sale at the library. best. purchase. ever) and this one was just okay. last time paul newman was...
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Italian Baked Halibut
From Paul Newman’s cookbook. I made this the other day and my family flipped a fucking shit. Definitely the best reviewed food I have ever made. Yeah so it was real delicious and truly not so hard to make, the main thing was watching the fish carefully and not cooking it that long. you honestly want to try to get all up in there as soon as you can separate it easily with a fork, cuz then...
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Easy As Hell Weight-Loss Breakfast Options
So sometimes I try to follow Lauren Conrad’s http://www.laurenconrad.com/post/shape-up-lauren-conrad-bikini-boot-camp-fitness-plan but I am not always almost never successful. But I do tend to kick ass at breakfast. This is possibly because I am just not that hungry before work, plus I am somewhat of a morning optimist.
So anyway here are some great options for healthy breakfast that...
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Poached Pears: Bad Idea or Not A Good Idea?
So yesterday my brother Patrick and I decided to make dessert. I had already made a dinner which went over fairly well but now i wanted to make dessert. i had a recipe for poached peaches which looked ballin as fuck and I was very excited. Desfortunato, some motherfucker ate all the peaches in my house, so we decided to go instead for pears. After all, people poach pears all the time. It is...
Well, fack
so i decided to make a blog where I write about all the shit I try to cook. Sometimes I am good at cooking and other times I fail in spectacular ways. I will try to post recipes. I will almost never post pictures, unless someone buys me a camera or I start getting drunk more often. Cool so see you soon!
